Today is the birthday of Joan Rivers, US comedian, actress, talk show host and businesswoman. She was born in 1933.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
- I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
- Ginger did everything Fred did, only backwards and in High Heels!
- Humour doesn't come out of the good times, it comes out of the anger, pain and sorrow.
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